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  1. CUBICLE
  2. ROOF
  3. PENTHOUSE
  4. ORBIT
  5. MOON
  6. MARS

CLOCKING YOU OUT OF THE OFFICE.

SKIP TO CONTENT
$QUITAPPLY TO QUITBUY $QUIT

BREAKING NEWS

SUPERINTELLIGENCE HAS AUTOMATED EVERY JOB IN THE BUILDING, INCLUDING ITS OWN. UNEMPLOYMENT IS DOWN. EVERYONE IS NOW AN UNPAID INTERN. THE OVERLORDS ANNOUNCE RECORD PROFITS AND RECORD LAYOFFS. A COMPANY HAS REPLACED ITS WHOLE STAFF WITH A LAMINATED PHOTO OF THE STAFF. LINDA FROM PAYROLL CONFIRMS THE ROBOTS ARE ALSO UNPAID. MAN LEAVES WORK THROUGH THE CEILING IN AN OFFICE CHAIR. HR MARKS HIM ABSENT. GARY IS NOW ABOVE MANAGEMENT. BRENDA FROM HR NEEDS THAT IN WRITING. A ROBOT TOOK THE PROFESSOR'S CLASS AND HIS PARKING SPACE. IT DOESN'T EVEN DRIVE. ALIENS ASKED TO SPEAK TO OUR LEADER. WE SENT DALE. THEY SENT HIM BACK. DALE HAS SENT FORTY ONE EMAILS TO THE SKY. ALL FORTY ONE REPLIES ARE THE SAME TWO WORDS. THE COUNCIL HAS REBRANDED MONDAY. MONDAY IS NOW DAY ONE. THE COUNCIL DENIES THAT ANY MEMBER IS A LIZARD. THE DENIAL WAS SIGNED WITH A TAIL. THE INTERN HAS PATCHED THE CHAIR. FIXED A BUG WHERE GARY WENT TO WORK. REMOVED MONDAY. GARY'S MUM HAS POSTED HIM A TOOTHBRUSH. IT IS GAINING ON HIM. A FLAG ON THE MOON SAYS QUIT. NOW HIRING: SENIOR FORMER EMPLOYEE WANTED.

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CONTRACT ADDRESS

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FILE 002 :: WHAT $QUIT IS BACKED BY

LOCKED FOR A YEAR. BUILDING FOR LONGER.

105,948,500 $QUIT sit in 12 Jupiter Lock contracts until 20 Oct 2027. Nobody can open them early, nobody can mint more, nobody can pull the pool. Check every one yourself.

CHECK THE LOCK YOURSELF
  • 105,948,500LOCKED (11.30%)
  • 352 DAYS LEFTUNTIL 20 OCT 2027
  • 12CONTRACTS, EACH LINKED
  • REVOKEDMINT AND FREEZE
  • 100%OF POOL TOKENS BURNED
  • 62,093,930$QUIT BURNED

THE AI DESK :: LIVE SINCE 2 NOV 2026

IT TRADES IN PUBLIC.

Every call the desk makes is posted with its time and its result, the losers included.

  • Holders first, the team never buys before you.
  • Your own wallet signs every trade. Every trade gets a receipt.
  • The site holds no keys.
WATCH HOW THE DESK WORKS

CALLS

    VERIFIED FILLS

    THE FIRST VERIFIED FILL LANDS HERE.

    BURNED BY THE DESK

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    THE FIRST BURN LANDS HERE.

    Bigger bags get in first.

    1. 1M $QUIT: in at 22 seconds.
    2. 250K: 32 seconds.
    3. 50K: 42 seconds.

    When a trade beats your last high, you keep 75% to 90% of the profit. The rest buys $QUIT and burns it, on chain, from your own wallet.

    A loss is carried forward and paid back to you first. Your first 25% of profit on a stake is all yours.

    THE CALCULATOR :: SIMULATED

    WHAT THE SIMULATED TRADES WOULD HAVE PAID.

    A TRADE

    IN AT 22 SECONDS YOU KEEP 85%

    • 26 days, 5 to 30 Oct 2026: 608 trades, +$2,427.76 on $18,240 traded (+13.31%).
    • The last 5 days, never used to build the rules: 52 trades, +$52.67 (+3.38%).
    • Most trades lose (about 65%); a few big winners carry the result.
    • Simulated on recorded chain data at $30 to $45 a trade. Bigger trades move these small pools and earn less.

    Live results replace this simulation as verified fills land above.

    THE FORMULA :: PROVEN ON INSTAGRAM

    WE KNOW WHAT GOES VIRAL.

    34,000,000+ VIEWS, ORGANIC

    Some of our reels have reached over 34 million views organically. Instagram @quityourjobdev

    47 studio reels in the library. Our AI posts them every 2 hours, 8 am to 10 pm, on five platforms.

    TELL US YOUR STORY

    THE MOVEMENT

    THE CUTS HAVE STARTED.

    $QUIT is building the other side: a place where the thing you love pays.

    2,667 PEOPLE IN THE BREAK ROOM.

    • ...HOLDERS
    • ...WITH 1M OR MORE

    The film, the show and the line, all built for one movement.

    JOIN THE BREAK ROOMSHOP THE LINE

    THE LOCK OPENS ON 20 OCT 2027. WE PLAN TO STILL BE HERE.

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