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  2. ROOF
  3. PENTHOUSE
  4. ORBIT
  5. MOON
  6. MARS

CLOCKING YOU OUT OF THE OFFICE.

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Articles

Stories and plain guides from the office Gary left, starting with how the live game works and the legend of Gary.

  1. A meme coin with a live game: how the QUIT flight works

    How the Quit Your Job game works: the live $QUIT price sets how high Gary flies, sells drop Brenda from HR on a parachute, and the arcade beside it is free.

  2. The legend of Gary, the office worker who quit on a fire extinguisher chair

    Gary spent nineteen years at the same desk. Then the company hired superintelligence. The full story of the chair, two fire extinguishers and ceiling tile C-14.