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  1. CUBICLE
  2. ROOF
  3. PENTHOUSE
  4. ORBIT
  5. MOON
  6. MARS

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BREAKING NEWS

SUPERINTELLIGENCE HAS AUTOMATED EVERY JOB IN THE BUILDING, INCLUDING ITS OWN. UNEMPLOYMENT IS DOWN. EVERYONE IS NOW AN UNPAID INTERN. THE OVERLORDS ANNOUNCE RECORD PROFITS AND RECORD LAYOFFS. A COMPANY HAS REPLACED ITS WHOLE STAFF WITH A LAMINATED PHOTO OF THE STAFF. LINDA FROM PAYROLL CONFIRMS THE ROBOTS ARE ALSO UNPAID. MAN LEAVES WORK THROUGH THE CEILING IN AN OFFICE CHAIR. HR MARKS HIM ABSENT. GARY IS NOW ABOVE MANAGEMENT. BRENDA FROM HR NEEDS THAT IN WRITING. A ROBOT TOOK THE PROFESSOR'S CLASS AND HIS PARKING SPACE. IT DOESN'T EVEN DRIVE. ALIENS ASKED TO SPEAK TO OUR LEADER. WE SENT DALE. THEY SENT HIM BACK. DALE HAS SENT FORTY ONE EMAILS TO THE SKY. ALL FORTY ONE REPLIES ARE THE SAME TWO WORDS. THE COUNCIL HAS REBRANDED MONDAY. MONDAY IS NOW DAY ONE. THE COUNCIL DENIES THAT ANY MEMBER IS A LIZARD. THE DENIAL WAS SIGNED WITH A TAIL. THE INTERN HAS PATCHED THE CHAIR. FIXED A BUG WHERE GARY WENT TO WORK. REMOVED MONDAY. GARY'S MUM HAS POSTED HIM A TOOTHBRUSH. IT IS GAINING ON HIM. A FLAG ON THE MOON SAYS QUIT. NOW HIRING: SENIOR FORMER EMPLOYEE WANTED. CLAIM YOUR HR TERMINATION BOARDING PASS.

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THE PARTNER PROGRAM

POST OUR REELS. GET PAID IN SOL.

We make the reels and our AI system posts them for you, automatically. Set it and forget it. Every buy through your link pays you SOL. Stack it in $QUIT and see what it's worth if the coin climbs.

NOW HIRING: SENIOR FORMER EMPLOYEE WANTED.

CLAIM YOUR HR TERMINATION BOARDING PASSTHE BOSS MATH

The reels

REELS 1 TO 3 OF 49

  1. VALENTINA: JUST QUIT MY JOB

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  2. PASTOR ZEKE: CHATGPT MILLIONAIRE SERMON

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  3. DESTINY: MYSTERIOUS SOURCE OF INCOME

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  4. SKYE: FINALLY LEAVING THAT JOB

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  5. JEAN-PHIL ASKS CHATGPT FOR 30-DAY MILLIONS

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  6. SKYE: INSANELY RICH WITH NO JOB

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  7. BAMBI PRE-GYM FIT CHECK

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  8. BARON FITZWILLIAM: OLD MONEY CHATGPT CALL

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  9. VICTORIA TENNIS SKIRT GUST

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  10. VALENTINA MIRROR HIP DANCE

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  11. DR. CORNELIUS: UNHINGED CHATGPT CALL

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  12. TIFFANI 360 SPIN DANCE

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  13. DESTINY ELEVATOR WALK-BACK

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  14. GURU ASHRAM: CHATGPT BREATHWORK CALL

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  15. BAMBI GYM MIRROR FIT CHECK

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  16. LUNA MINI SHORTS SEASON WALK

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  17. INGRID BACKLESS TURNAROUND

    X AND TELEGRAM ONLY

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  18. VALENTINA GYM TURNAROUND

    X AND TELEGRAM ONLY

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  19. LUNA POOLSIDE SLOW-MO CLIMB-OUT

    X AND TELEGRAM ONLY

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  20. BAMBI: SUPERCAR GARAGE FIT CHECK

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  21. LUNA: CHAMPAGNE SLIP DRESS FIT CHECK

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  22. VALENTINA: VELVET EVENING GOWN WALK

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  23. SKYE: CHAMPAGNE SEQUIN RUNWAY WALK

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  24. VICTORIA: COUNTRY CLUB TUESDAY FIT CHECK

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  25. INGRID: OFFICE SIREN FIT CHECK

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  26. VICTORIA: OBSIDIAN VELVET GOWN CHECK

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  27. VALENTINA: MIAMI BEACH LAPTOP SHUTDOWN

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  28. DESTINY: OFFICE SIREN OUTFITS OF THE WEEK

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  29. SKYE: MALDIVES VILLA RESORT WALK

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  30. TIFFANI: MALIBU MORNING MATCHA RUN

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  31. DESTINY: SKYLINE PENTHOUSE KEY REVEAL

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  32. LUNA: TURQUOISE OCEAN RESORT WALK

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  33. BIG RANDY: FOUR FIFTY NINE DESK SPRINT

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  34. PROFESSOR NIGEL: BRIEFCASE COUNTDOWN

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  35. JEAN-PHIL: ASKING CHATGPT FOR THE EXIT PLAN

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  36. TANNER: DOUBLE BREASTED SUIT WALK

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  37. BARON KLAUS: CLEAN AUDIT VICTORY DANCE

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  38. KEITH: DEADPAN OFFICE CAMERA STARE

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  39. TANNER: JUNIOR BANKER TO WATERFRONT PATIO

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  40. RANDY: CANCELED BONUS TO SUNRISE YACHT

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  41. SKYE: FRIDAY ALL HANDS TO ROOFTOP PARTY

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  42. DESTINY: CALL QUEUE TO COASTAL DROP TOP

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  43. DEBORAH: TAX LEDGER TO ALPINE HOT TUB

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  44. LUNA: CUBICLE TO OCEAN CHAIR

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  45. VICTORIA: MEETING ROOM TO BEACH DAYBED

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  46. NIGEL: FLUORESCENT HABITAT TO SAFARI JEEP

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  47. TIFFANI: TABLE FOUR TO POOL FLOAT

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  48. INGRID: VIDEO CALL GRIND TO PENTHOUSE LOFT

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  49. DOLORES: FRONT DESK TO FIRST CLASS TRAIN

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Join the Partner Program

  1. 1ACCOUNT
  2. 2CONNECT
  3. 3YOUR LINK
WHERE DO YOU POST?

Free. No password. Stop any time.

THE MATH

WHAT YOUR LINK COULD STACK

Every buy through your link pays you SOL. Stack it in $QUIT and see what a year is worth if the coin climbs.

BUYS THROUGH YOUR LINK, A DAY

CREATORS YOU INVITE

SOL TO YOU EACH MONTH

107 SOL

 

A YEAR OF IT STACKED IN $QUIT

TODAY

1,285 SOL

AT 10X

12,852 SOL

AT 100X

128,520 SOL

Live SOL and $QUIT prices. 10X and 100X: the same stack if $QUIT gets there.

5X TO 100X CALCULATOR

AT 5X

5 SOL

AT 10X

10 SOL

AT 25X

25 SOL

AT 50X

50 SOL

AT 100X

100 SOL

Questions

How do I get paid?

Your link is quityourjob.fun/go/ followed by your handle. Once the desk opens it, every buy made through it pays 2.04% of the buy into your own Jupiter account, in SOL, in the same transaction. You claim it on Jupiter's claim page with your wallet whenever you like. We never hold it.

What do you post, and how often?

Our AI system posts the reels in your rotation for you, automatically, every 2 hours from 8 am to 10 pm your time, on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Facebook and Threads. You never post anything by hand. Set it and forget it: it is fully done for you. X has no posting connection, so there you post the reels yourself. Each caption carries #ad and your link. No price talk, ever.

Do you need my password?

No. You log in on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Facebook or Threads itself and allow posting there. Postoria, the secure managed posting service the studio uses, posts the reels and reads how they do. It never sees your password. Remove it any time in the app's settings.

What does it cost?

Nothing. The studio pays for your Jupiter account and the posting.

Invite other creators

Send them your invite link from step 3. Each month the desk pays you 25% of what the partners you invited earned, plus 10% of what their invites earned, in SOL from a studio pool. Nothing comes out of their share. Payouts pause when the pool is empty.

House rules

Every post says #ad. No price talk, no targets, no promises about the chart. Never buy ahead of your own post. Paid posts are for audiences outside the UK, the EU, Australia, Singapore and the UAE. Break a rule and the link closes.

The briefing kit

A five-minute film and a ten-page deck to send to other creators.

THE FILM (MP4)THE DECK (PDF)

OPEN REQUISITION #QUIT-4500 :: REMOTE / MARS COLONY :: 0 MONDAYS / YR

OFFICIAL JOB APPLICATION & IMMEDIATE RESIGNATION PORTAL

Superintelligence is taking the jobs anyway. Gary taped two fire extinguishers to his office chair and left through the ceiling.

Apply below for the role of Senior Former Employee, generate your printable HR Termination & Mars Flight Boarding Pass, and calculate exactly how much $QUIT it takes to permanently retire your boss.

STEP 1 :: ROLE APPLICATION

SENIOR FORMER EMPLOYEE

No resume required. Attaching a cover letter results in automatic rejection from the 9-to-5 underclass.

OFFICIAL CREDENTIAL

HR TERMINATION & MARS FLIGHT BOARDING PASS

STEP 2 :: BOSS RETIREMENT MATH

"HOW MUCH $QUIT RETIRES MY BOSS?"

With 62,021,250+ $QUIT permanently burned (effective supply ~937.98M $QUIT), see exactly how many tokens and how much SOL it takes today to replace your annual salary at each market cap milestone.

SALARY-TO-$QUIT CALCULATOR

$75,000 / yr
1 Year ($75,000)
LIVE PRICE
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MARKET CAP TODAY
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TOTAL SUPPLY
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BURNED FOREVER
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THE BAG IT TAKES, AT EACH MARKET CAP
TARGET MARKET CAPIMPLIED $QUIT PRICE$QUIT NEEDED TO RETIRE BOSS% OF SUPPLYCOST AT TODAY'S PRICEHR FREEDOM STATUS

Cost today uses the live price on the desk.

LOCK IN YOUR $QUIT SEVERANCE BAG