CUBICLE
ROOF
PENTHOUSE
ORBIT
MOON
MARS

CLOCKING YOU OUT OF THE OFFICE.

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BREAKING NEWS

SUPERINTELLIGENCE HAS AUTOMATED EVERY JOB IN THE BUILDING, INCLUDING ITS OWN. UNEMPLOYMENT IS DOWN. EVERYONE IS NOW AN UNPAID INTERN. THE OVERLORDS ANNOUNCE RECORD PROFITS AND RECORD LAYOFFS. A COMPANY HAS REPLACED ITS WHOLE STAFF WITH A LAMINATED PHOTO OF THE STAFF. LINDA FROM PAYROLL CONFIRMS THE ROBOTS ARE ALSO UNPAID. MAN LEAVES WORK THROUGH THE CEILING IN AN OFFICE CHAIR. HR MARKS HIM ABSENT. GARY IS NOW ABOVE MANAGEMENT. BRENDA FROM HR NEEDS THAT IN WRITING. A ROBOT TOOK THE PROFESSOR'S CLASS AND HIS PARKING SPACE. IT DOESN'T EVEN DRIVE. ALIENS ASKED TO SPEAK TO OUR LEADER. WE SENT DALE. THEY SENT HIM BACK. DALE HAS SENT FORTY ONE EMAILS TO THE SKY. ALL FORTY ONE REPLIES ARE THE SAME TWO WORDS. THE COUNCIL HAS REBRANDED MONDAY. MONDAY IS NOW DAY ONE. THE COUNCIL DENIES THAT ANY MEMBER IS A LIZARD. THE DENIAL WAS SIGNED WITH A TAIL. THE INTERN HAS PATCHED THE CHAIR. FIXED A BUG WHERE GARY WENT TO WORK. REMOVED MONDAY. GARY'S MUM HAS POSTED HIM A TOOTHBRUSH. IT IS GAINING ON HIM. A FLAG ON THE MOON SAYS QUIT. NOW HIRING: SENIOR FORMER EMPLOYEE WANTED. CLAIM YOUR HR TERMINATION BOARDING PASS.SUPERINTELLIGENCE HAS AUTOMATED EVERY JOB IN THE BUILDING, INCLUDING ITS OWN. UNEMPLOYMENT IS DOWN. EVERYONE IS NOW AN UNPAID INTERN. THE OVERLORDS ANNOUNCE RECORD PROFITS AND RECORD LAYOFFS. A COMPANY HAS REPLACED ITS WHOLE STAFF WITH A LAMINATED PHOTO OF THE STAFF. LINDA FROM PAYROLL CONFIRMS THE ROBOTS ARE ALSO UNPAID. MAN LEAVES WORK THROUGH THE CEILING IN AN OFFICE CHAIR. HR MARKS HIM ABSENT. GARY IS NOW ABOVE MANAGEMENT. BRENDA FROM HR NEEDS THAT IN WRITING. A ROBOT TOOK THE PROFESSOR'S CLASS AND HIS PARKING SPACE. IT DOESN'T EVEN DRIVE. ALIENS ASKED TO SPEAK TO OUR LEADER. WE SENT DALE. THEY SENT HIM BACK. DALE HAS SENT FORTY ONE EMAILS TO THE SKY. ALL FORTY ONE REPLIES ARE THE SAME TWO WORDS. THE COUNCIL HAS REBRANDED MONDAY. MONDAY IS NOW DAY ONE. THE COUNCIL DENIES THAT ANY MEMBER IS A LIZARD. THE DENIAL WAS SIGNED WITH A TAIL. THE INTERN HAS PATCHED THE CHAIR. FIXED A BUG WHERE GARY WENT TO WORK. REMOVED MONDAY. GARY'S MUM HAS POSTED HIM A TOOTHBRUSH. IT IS GAINING ON HIM. A FLAG ON THE MOON SAYS QUIT. NOW HIRING: SENIOR FORMER EMPLOYEE WANTED. CLAIM YOUR HR TERMINATION BOARDING PASS.

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Gary has a standup to miss, and the roof is 60 floors up. He climbs on his own. Steer with the arrow keys, A and D, or the mouse, and hold Space to boost. On a phone, hold LEFT or RIGHT to steer and hold Gary to boost.

Boosting burns coffee, and the falling cups refill it. Dodge calendar invites, reply-alls and ceiling tiles, or boost into an invite to decline it. A hit costs coffee and slows Gary for a second while Brenda from HR climbs closer. If she catches him, the run ends. Each floor scores, as do invites and reply-alls he gets past. Hits cost points. Reaching the roof fast adds a bonus.

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